July 17, 2008

20 Questions

In every issue, Vibe Magazine has 20 Questions that they ask their readers and post them in the back of the magazine. Their questions are mostly rhetorical so some of mine will be as well. If you've been a faithful reader of my blog, hopefully you will understand my sarcasm. For some reason I say things that people take so literal, they stop talking to me. I am not the type of person to hurt someone's feelings, honestly I'm not. Most of my friends understand my sarcasm but its usually the people who don't know me who get offended. DO NOT GET OFFENDED BY ANYTHING I SAY! I'm not shouting, honestly. All I ever want people to do is laugh. And I want people to take what I write and understand me and feel what I feel about certain things and situations. People who get all pissed off by what I say are not only lacking a good sense of humor but also in personality. These are just my opinions people!

Now that I have written my disclaimer it is time for my 20 Questions:

1. Are married people really happy?
2. What really goes on behind closed doors?
3. Are you as excited as I am to see the new Batman movie?
4. If I drink liquor everyday, does that make me an alcoholic?
5. Why do people call, leave a voice message and then text all at the same time?
6. Why is it that when you are in an elevator with someone, you try so hard to avoid eye contact, and you even hold your breath for a second?
7. Does that mean you're claustrophobic?
8. Is it really someone else's fault that you can't get your shit together?
9. Do dreams really come true?
10. Why does time fly so fast...can't we just hold on to something for a moment?
11. Are people really jealous of me...I can't help it if I'm popular?
12. Why do people change, why can't they just stay the same?
13. Will I ever finish my book?
14. What has happened to all the Bob Woodwards and Carl Bernsteins?
15. Why does it seem like the environmentalists are out to get me?
16. What makes you feel alive?
17. Aren't you glad the news is no longer obsessed with Paris Hilton, Lilo and Britney Spears?
18. And, why do we consume our lives with mindless people anyway?
19. What are you willing to sacrifice to make your dreams come true?
20. Is everyone secretly suffering from obsessive compulsive disorder?

1 comment:

All-Mi-T [Thought Crime] Rawdawgbuffalo said...

why cant folk admit they are insecure
why are folk afraid to save money and start their own business